Kylie Is A Very Naughty Girl...

Ladies and Gentlemen of the ABDL court, I am here before you today to argue that Pop Tart Kylie Minogue is a very, very naughty girl who needs to be administered a spanking and some diaper-downtime ASAP. Please examine the followings exhibits as evidence of her pervasively provocative, rude, and downright bratty behavior:

In light of her shocking and immature conduct, the prosecution asks the court to sentence Ms. Minogue to a bare bottom, OTK spanking followed by no less than six months of diaper punishment to be served at the Babes In Diapers Correctional Nursery for Naughty Women, beginning immediately.

How does the jury find?

McLintock, Maureen O'Hara, And The Cinema's Most Famous Spanking

(Last spanking post for a while, I promise!)

I learned via the excellent Blossom and Thorn spanking blog that the divine ms. Maureen O'Hara celebrated her 92nd birthday recently. One of her most enduring films, McLintock is famous/infamous for having what is widely regarded (among fetishists, anyway) as the best spanking in a mainstream film (plus a second, lesser known but also very good spanking for Stephanie Powers.) The spanking is literally the climax of the movie; the culmination of John Wayne's war with his willful, ill-tempered wife. It's the cherry on top of a comedic chase through town that sees O'Hara's bratty Katherine stripped of her clothes and plunged into a water trough in front of the laughing townspeople, before being pulled across her husband's knee and paddled in front of the snickering rabble.

I think this scene may have inadvertently turned more kids into fetishists than any other in the history of movies ( a search on Google for "Mclintock spanking" turns up 22,500 results.) The spanking community is full of stories from folks who caught it on TV on a rainy afternoon as a child and found themselves changed forever... and I was among them (although frankly, I think I was on the path well before that.) And I'm sure I wasn't the only one around here who liked to imagine that the leggy Katherine taken home, put into diapers, and dressed like a baby for her childish behavior during the rest of the movie...

For a more in depth analysis of the movie and it's impact (including a lively discussion in the comments thread) visit the above mentioned blog entry. I'll include video of both spankings below for your viewing enjoyment, including the entire chase scene preceding the second one (the impatient among you can skip to 5:25.)

Becky spanked on Youtube

Katherine spanked on Youtube

Marilyn Monroe Talks Spankings, Age-Play, And Enemas

      Marilyn Monroe is perhaps the ultimate Hollywood icon; in the 50 years since her untimely death, she's come to symbolize the pinnacle of movie-star glamor and feminine beauty, and even now, decades later, she maintains her power to haunt and tantalize.

     Though we may never fully understand this unique and complex woman, recordings she made for her psychiatrist,  Dr Ralph Greenson, shed some light  on her lively (and rather kinky) fantasy life. A post on Chross' message board  reveals Marilyn's very interesting, decidedly age-play themed spanking fantasies about Clark Gable, her co-star in the Misfits,:

 After the shoot was over she told her psychiatrist Dr Ralph Greenson, "I have a dream for you. I dreamt I was sitting on Clark Gable's lap with his arms around me. He said, 'They want me to do a Gone with the Wind sequel. Maybe I will if you'll be my Scarlett.'

"I woke up crying. He was so nice to me and I didn't deserve it. When I came back from a day off set, he patted my ass and told me if I didn't behave myself he'd give me a good spanking. I looked him in the eye and said, 'Don't tempt me.' He burst out laughing so hard he was tearing.

"I wanted him to be my father. I wouldn't care if he spanked me as long as he made up for it by hugging me and telling me I was Daddy's little girl and he loved me. Of course, that's fantasy."

     Marilyn's relationship with Dr. Greenson was itself complex, revealing a deep need for paternal love and affection:

"Ever since you let me into your home … I've thought about how it would be if I were your daughter instead of your patient …. I know you couldn't do it while I'm your patient, but after you cure me, maybe you could adopt me."

 
     But that's not all: the legendary beauty also confessed a love of a certain medical treatment, still considered "taboo," even in these sensitive and enlightened times:

But doctor. I don’t understand this big taboo about enemas. Most of the actresses I know use them, even some who won’t admit it. Mae West told me she is given an enema every day and she has at least one orgasm a day. Mae says her enemas and orgasms will keep her young until she is 100.

Peter Crawford says the Queen and noblemen of the court of Louis XIV were give frequent enemas by special servants called apothecaries. The purpose was to give them peaches and cream complexions. Something about intestinal toxins getting into your blood. So there you are. Those ladies were doing the intelligent thing.

Yes. I enjoy enemas, so what!

     Perhaps all Marilyn really needed in her life was a Daddy to love and care for her... I can't imagine a woman more perfectly suited for diapers and a trip to the nursery.

Madonna: Age-Player?

First of all, thanks again to everyone who's bought Kym V. Sinn 2-- currently the bestselling spanking clip on Clips4sale! If anyone's interested, HTM has put up another version in MP4 format, which you can check out here.

Madonna has built a career on being sexually provocative, and The Material Girl's love of spanking is well documented. So how does she feel about diapers and age-play? We may never know her real feelings, but it's fun to look at this decidedly age-play themed photo shoot from Vanity Fair and imagine...

But wait, there's more...

Another reader was kind enough to send in this very funny entry into the BMW films series, starring Madonna as a spoiled pop star and Clive Owen as a driver who gives her the ride of her life. No diapers, but I think readers will still get a kick out of the ending...